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The Naked Truth

SHARE   |   Monday, 12 December 2016   |   By Eddie Mdluli
The Naked Truth

I wish to take this opportunity to thank all those who indulged and continue indulging in alcohol for performing exceptionally well against all odds. You injected P2.2 billion into the Government coffers. Well done! Even if you were not appreciated in the SONA, I thank you for beating other industries and businesses like BCL, BMC, Tati Nickel and others, sadly so. Keep drinking responsibly though and make more money for the country. Even men of God, who buy wines for the communion, should double their consumption to help raise money for the development of our country. In this way jobs which were lost at BCL could be saved. In fact, those BCL employees who drank and contributed to the P2.2 billion should get living allowances just as an appreciation of the role they played and to motivate others who might find themselves in the same unfortunate situation. Drink with pride but responsibly. Merry Christmas!


Eddie Mdluli
Jackalas No 1